Data Does Not Lie: Week Four 2026
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New Series: Data Does Not Lie
I’m old and tired now. Grad school and work make it almost impossible to write power rankings that shit on your team every week. Instead, I’m just going to let the data tell the full story here periodically. In case you missed it, I stole Callen’s idea to build a Sleeper lakehouse using Databricks Free Edition. All data comes from there, and you can easily run all code snippets below in a Databricks notebook. I’m happy to grant you access. Just share your email address. It’s time to let the hate flow.
